You know your upline is a blowhard when they say:
1. The product sells itself. Oh yea? Can I test out that theory before I join?
2. Start out by making a list of 100 people you know.
Well, that will certainly get you loved by your family, friends and neighbors.
3. How would you like to earn $10,000 per month? Hell, I'd like to earn a few hundred a month to cover my car payment. Do you have a success plan for that, dude? Do you earn $10,000 per month, dude?
4. Just do what I say and you will be wildly successful! But what if you are a jerk? Should I be like you?
5. How would you like to win a trip to Hawaii? That would be nice, but first I want to earn enough to buy some new shoes.
6. You can deduct your expenses at income tax time. My accountant says my net deduction will be about 25% of my expenses.
7. One of our biggest hitters used to work at McDonald's. So did I, oh boy!
8. If you are coachable you can do it! What if your teaching method sucks? What if I am an independent thinker?
9. Just refer people to your website every day and you can't help but be successful! How long have you been in the business, dude?
10. Make sure they sign up for the bigger autoship. How to lose friends and make sure they quit soon.
